So Keep Smiling...!

U still on the bed
Very bad:-(

Or, having Tea without me
Very Sad:-(

If Smiling at my SmS then I'm really
glad:-)

So Keep Smiling &

VERY GOOD MORNING INDEED:-)

Tum Nay Kabhi Socha Hai...?

Wife: "Tum Nay Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Say Ho Jaati To Kiya Hota?"

Husband: "Nahi, Main Nay Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

Aeroplane girnay wala tha!

Aeroplane girnay wala tha,

Memon zor zor se hans raha tha,

Aadmi: "Jahaz crash ho raha hai, tum hans q rahay ho?"

Memon: "Shukar Hai Return Ticket Nahi Khareda"

Chichoray Insaan...!!

Mai Ne 1 din Chaand se kaha... Bata mera Mehboob kesa hai?

Chaand ne kaha,

Beta daikh..

Pehli baat to ye k mai tere baap ka nokar nahi hoon,

Doosri baat ye k itni door se kuch Nazar nai aata,

Teesri baat ye k apni beghairtiyan Zameen tak hi rakh...

Chichoray Insaan...!!

"Wrong Number"

A newly married husband saved his wife's mobile number on his mobile as "My life"


After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"

Teri Yaadon Ki Hifazat ...

Teri Yaadon Ki Hifazat Kaisay Karun...?
FARAZ.
Mera To Apna Qurbani Ka Dumba Koi Khol K Le Gaya!